"hello, i am typing here!!"

[rone]

<dem> oh oh oh!  I have an awesome awesome driving story from yesterday.
<dem> I was behind some chick, while on my motorcycle.. and she is weaving all over.. driving erratically, etc.. so we come up to a stop.. and what is she doing?  Typing on her blackberry.  So, the light changes.. and she is busily typing away.. so I give her a little beep to wake her up.
<dem> She gets angry, and waves the blackberry at me, pointing at it.  Like, "hello, I am typing here!!"
<dem> it was so completely, utterly insane.. I was agog.

Comments

[doctroid.livejournal.com]

This (http://www.joke-archives.com/cars/dontlookatthemathtooclosely.html) has been making the rounds.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

It's worse when you realize that PMS doesn't only last one day.

[doctroid.livejournal.com]

Like it says, don't look at the math too closely.

we're all aliens, you know...

[madmerle.livejournal.com]

... so it's always good to bear these things in mind:

1. Anything that bleeds for a week and still lives cannot be human.
   
2. PMS/DMS (the 'D' stands for 'During') is always the best time of the month to send out the female berserker squadron to kill anything that moves. Just stay the fnck out of their way!
   
3. Chocolate often leads to armistice, or at least detente.