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Not only does OJ Simpson have a candid-camera TV show called "Juiced", but in one episode he pretends to sell his white Bronco (yes, that white Bronco). Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] hannibaltaburss.

Re: Where IS your Patriotism????

Date: 2006-05-12 08:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cheesetruck.livejournal.com
No, right now I'm listening to Mojo Nixon and Skid Roper because the country I used to live in has been destroyed, and I can't go back home cuz it doesn't exist. Oh, and I don't have enough alchohol. or bullets. or nails.

Re: Where IS your Patriotism????

Date: 2006-05-12 08:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cheesetruck.livejournal.com
there is no blue funk that someone can't break by doing something inane.

w00t, just bought a couple of usb beverage coolers :)

/me returns to listening to Mojo sing about the twilight's last gleaming

Re: Where IS your Patriotism????

Date: 2006-05-12 08:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drieuxster.livejournal.com
But we have Saved America!!!! It is now Protected from any possible chance of it falling into the hands of Americans!!!

Doesn't that make you feel safer already knowing that Only The Divine WIll will Rule Divinely in America now that it has been freed from the threat of Falling INTO the hands of Americans!!!

Re: Where IS your Patriotism????

Date: 2006-05-15 06:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drieuxster.livejournal.com
isn't that the EVIL LIBERAL MEDIA's show about their unwillingness to be more patriotically corrector than thou and support the need to defeat all of those Iranian Flying Saucers....

Re: Where IS your Patriotism????

Date: 2006-05-16 09:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cheesetruck.livejournal.com
French flying saucers.

The French are funding it, with the Russians. They're still mad at us for Iraq.

Re: Where IS your Patriotism????

Date: 2006-05-16 06:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drieuxster.livejournal.com
Yes, but they have always HATED TheTreeHuggerInChief and his personal commitment to restoring the wetlands in Iraq and Iran. Why the Failed European Societies Oppose TheTreeHuggerInChief has more to do with their being God Hating America Bashers who oppose God and want to Destroy Our White Christian America!!!!! Not to mention they hate the environment and are all Pollutors who Support Evil Nuclear Mutants and want to Impose Evil Nuclear Mutants on Everyone!!!

Unlike the TheTreeHuggerInChief who is more pro-active about environmental issues, as his ongoing efforts to restore the wetlands in Iraq is still clear Proof of His GreenNeff!!!

Which is why all TRUE americans support TheTreeHuggerInChief and his Holy Crusade Against the Evil Iranian Flying Saucers, which pillaged and plundered america back on 09/11/2001 with their Illegal Immigration Policy of trying To Impose Nuclear Power Plants On White Christian Virgin Girls who had sworn their pledge to protect their Virginity until marriage!!!!!

Which of course is why YOU godHatingAmericaBashers are WRONG!!!

Re: Where IS your Patriotism????

Date: 2006-05-17 08:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cheesetruck.livejournal.com
I get all my information from Fox News. It's so INVIGORATING!

Re: Where IS your Patriotism????

Date: 2006-05-17 05:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drieuxster.livejournal.com
have you thought of the cheeper solution of having your friends Wax Your Short Hairs while giving you a Napalm Colonic???

It too gives one that Invigorating Experience, and may actually reduce the number of Fleas...

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