Ha, I spit on your Capitalist Pig-Dog breakfast cereals! We in BoltonleSandsistan have no need for 437 varieties of chocolate-coated artificial Imperialist abominations, when we have delicious baked woodshavings[1].
Also, we are not so backward as you may think. Recent sacks of woodshavings have come with a free Revolutionary Slogan: all the kids in our street are trying to collect the full set.
[1] SSC: A friend once referred to the mueslis I tend to favour as, "woodchips".
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Date: 2006-03-12 07:47 pm (UTC)Also, we are not so backward as you may think. Recent sacks of woodshavings have come with a free Revolutionary Slogan: all the kids in our street are trying to collect the full set.
[1] SSC: A friend once referred to the mueslis I tend to favour as, "woodchips".