you can't have any interest if you don't have any capital

[rone]

After asking Schwa for a doodle, i am obligated to do something similar in turn.  So,

Comment and i'll pick one of your interests and write a postcard story about it.

The last time i did this, i offered doggerel, but i think i should try to stretch a bit.

Comments

[schwa242.livejournal.com]

Hit me

[eejitalmuppet.livejournal.com]

OK, hit me, if you can find anything remotely inspiring in my interests list.

[kodi]

Please.

[opadit.livejournal.com]

I'd love to hear it.

[peglegpete.livejournal.com]

Dear sir,
I am interested in learnign more about your product. Please send me promotional materials.

[pennyhill.livejournal.com]

I wiggle in anticipation. I long to see the short story of me.

[dinkey04.livejournal.com]

stop spammin me!

But, Kim, he said to!

[tigresse.livejournal.com]

This is my chance!

DO ME BAY-BEE!

[alfvaen]

No! Don't do it!

[mezdeathhead.livejournal.com]

Ok then, I double dog dare you.