fucking spammer... no, wait

[rone]

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Date: Fri, 02 Dec 2005 14:12:24 -0800
From: Career.Management <career.open@spammerfucks.invalid>
To: rone@ennui.org
Subject: M.Q.I
Message-ID: <200410031433.i93JpdTw001864@www7.gmail.com>
Status: RO

You have been chosen for enrolment in the Career Alteration Program (CAP)

You have the choice of three new professions which are currently hiring. You
will have qualifications within 2 weeks for automatic acceptance.

1) Technical Power Engineer Management. Salary starts at $89,000 annually.
2) Trade Commercial Consultant. Salary starts at $74,000 annually.
3) Labor Manufacture Production Officer. Salary starts at $102,000 annually.

Please contact us immediatly in order to receive your certificates to start in
one of these careers.
Direct Office Line:
(206) 555-FUCK

Fucking spammers.  No, wait, Career Alteration Program?  It's from Adobe!  No, wait, it's a spammer.  FUCK!  A lot of recent spam of this tenor has had 206 phone numbers.  What the fuck is going on in Seattle?

Yes, i've been drinking.

Comments

[dr-strych9.livejournal.com]

"Labor Manufacture Production Officer?"

Hey, I can do that job!

[tritone.livejournal.com]

Wait, isn't that Gina's job?

[cheesetruck.livejournal.com]

Is enrolment like enrollment, just less L ish?

And, well, I'm not in C attle, so that's part of it.

[rimrunner.livejournal.com]

What the fuck is going on in Seattle?

The 1" or so of snow is keeping everyone indoors.

We do actually have an anti-spam law (http://www.atg.wa.gov/junkemail/overview.shtml) here. However, it would have to actually be coming from a computer in this state to be actionable.