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AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (scroll down to "Credited Cast")

Comments

[dr-memory.livejournal.com]

heh, I knew even before looking that it had to be Constantine.

We really have no choice here: Keanu must be destroyed before this happens.

[broken-gizmo.livejournal.com]

Gah. GAH!

I'm going to go hide in a corner now.

[rimrunner.livejournal.com]

I know.

Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong.

[solipsistnation.livejournal.com]

...uh?

Yeah, let's cast a dark-haired and kind of doofy American as a blond Brit who started off as John Totleben drawing Sting in the background of the Swamp Thing to try to annoy Alan Moore...

for pete's sake...

[glaucon.livejournal.com]

couldn't they have gotten a good actor? like Sting?

but seriously, there are probably a dozen people who would have been infinitely better choices. off the top of my head: brad pitt, guy ritchie, jude law, bruce willis...

[zadcat.livejournal.com]

That's how I felt when I heard, some years ago, he was going to play Buddha in thr Bertolucci film.

It turned out more or less OK. A few Shatneresque line readings, but he looked fine in the eyeliner and sarong.

[palecur.livejournal.com]

Demon: CONZZZZTANTINE, YOUUU WILL BURN IN THE TORMENTZZZ OF HELL FOREVER, TWISTING IN UNZZZZPEAKABLE AGONY.

Constantine: Whoa.

[schwa242.livejournal.com]

Yeah... I read that a week ago or so and didn't want to say anything and reunion anyone's Chris^WMemorial Day. Can't wait to hear his British accent. "Whoa... I know magic!"

This choice (http://us.imdb.com/Title?0326004) bothers me too. He plays a nice Cyclops, sure... but Jesse Custer?

-- Schwa ---