theater of the easily amused

[rone]

Dull explanation: this is from a coworker's profile on a "professional social networking" site.  Yes, his name is Jesus.

Comments

[glitter-ninja.livejournal.com]

Did I ever mention the time that a secretary at a company satellite office in SW Kansas used to refuse to pronounce the name Jesus as "hay-zoos"? She always pronounced it "gee-zuss" and I even got a complaint from a customer named Jesus who thought she was making fun of him.

Also, I like "The Big Lebowski".

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

And, really, it should just be "heh-SOOS".

[glitter-ninja.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's the one. My pronunciation is terrible.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

Eh, the average Anglophone says "hey-ZOOS". I'm just rattling my Hispanophone saber over here.

[sagespot.livejournal.com]

I'll tell you how you can reach Jesus... :)

[jwgh]

For some reason, the part I really like is the downwards-pointing arrow marked 'You'.

[reverendluke.livejournal.com]

I bet NOBODY fucks with him, though!