i have mature themes in my pants

[rone]

legomancer reviews his latest comics haul, but is forced to comment on the solicitation copy for "Captain Bluebush":

"Captain Bluebush’s crew of nautical nymphos are desperate to have their decks swabbed by a man — any man! They capture a motley bunch of sailors to satisfy their naughty needs, but bull-dyke Bluebush orders castration, until the dread 'Semen Monster' rises from the deep! And wait'll you see The Cocktopus!"

If that sounds like the kind of comic book you'd like to order... don't tell me about it.  Thanks.

Comments

[mrbalihai.livejournal.com]

IHNJ, IJLS: "There's a Motherfuckin' Semen Monster on this Motherfuckin' Lesbian Pirate Ship!"

teh COCKTOPUS

[ikkyu2.livejournal.com]

We are amused.

[zonereyrie.livejournal.com]

I am gripped by the same morbid curiousity one gets at an accident scene...

[dr-strych9.livejournal.com]

There *are* comics centered around depictions of explicit sex, and which do not utterly retch. I have an excellent one by Matt Howarth that I could loan you if you're looking for an example of the genre.

I agree with you, however: this Captain Bluebush thing does not sound promising.

[glitter-ninja.livejournal.com]

There *are* comics centered around depictions of explicit sex, and which do not utterly retch.

'Fess up, man. I need titles. Gimme titles.

Funny stuff.

[joepro.livejournal.com]

Please comment on my Pearl Jam concert review, I posted it there by your request. thanks.