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Renowned journalist Bob Woodward predicts Dick Cheney will be the Republican Party's presidential nominee in 2008...

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[palecur.livejournal.com]

laffo.

[internebbish.livejournal.com]

"He would be 67 if he ran and was elected."

I keep forgetting he's fairly young. If he ever did get elected his acceptance speech would probably be given by someone else consisting of one word, "Clear!"

[glitter-ninja.livejournal.com]

That makes me feel better, because Woodward is consistently wrong on, uh, everything. Like that commercial where the guy thinks he gets French benefits at work.

[wisn.livejournal.com]

Funny in a 'Ha ha, Woodward's losing it' way, or funny in a 'You know that boot that's been stomping your face for the past five years? It will continue to stomp your face for at least another seven years' way?

[dr-memory.livejournal.com]

I'm with Woodward on this one, actually.

Dick Cheney, if he knows one true thing, knows this: if he does not run for president in 2008, will be out of power.

I just don't see him as the sort of person to ever let that happen voluntarily.

[frosch.livejournal.com]

Woodward is a Pentagon mole, and has been for years.

In order to take this seriously, you have to construct an elaborate fantasy world in which George W. Bush actually gives a shit about the United States of America, and in which he and Cheney are not both massive fuckups.

That said, I would have thought that the Republicans would have been smart enough not to nominate Bush, so what do I know?

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

I'm terrified at the prospect of a Cheney vs. Hillary election.