note to pretentious, naïve geeknerds

When you write, "I am passionate about designing products that actively engage and delight end-users," i read, "I am a self-absorbed douchebag."  I don't say that i'm passionate about designing systems architectures that dynamically expand to meet the needs of the company's infrastructure.  You know why?  Because i'm not a self-absorbed douchebag and i sure as hell don't want to sound like one.