dear sourceforge: when you go poop, do you need a crowbar to pry your ass open?

<dkim-milter-discuss@lists.sourceforge.net>: host mail.sourceforge.net[66.35.250.206] said:
  550-Postmaster verification failed while checking <rone@eforceglobal.com>
  550-Called:   209.177.149.166
  550-Sent:     RCPT TO:<postmaster@eforceglobal.com>
  550-Response: 550 <postmaster@eforceglobal.com>: Recipient address rejected: eforceglobal.com
  550-Several RFCs state that you are required to have a postmaster
  550-mailbox for each mail domain. This host does not accept mail
  550-from domains whose servers reject the postmaster address.
  550 Sender verify failed (in reply to RCPT TO command)

Yeah, yeah, it would be nice if eFORCE's mail server were RFC-compliant, but at the same time, i'd love to print out section 2.10 of RFC 793, roll it up, and smack SourceForge's nose with it.

dear sourceforge: when you go poop, do you need a crowbar to pry your ass open?

<dkim-milter-discuss@lists.sourceforge.net>: host mail.sourceforge.net[66.35.250.206] said:
  550-Postmaster verification failed while checking <rone@eforceglobal.com>
  550-Called:   209.177.149.166
  550-Sent:     RCPT TO:<postmaster@eforceglobal.com>
  550-Response: 550 <postmaster@eforceglobal.com>: Recipient address rejected: eforceglobal.com
  550-Several RFCs state that you are required to have a postmaster
  550-mailbox for each mail domain. This host does not accept mail
  550-from domains whose servers reject the postmaster address.
  550 Sender verify failed (in reply to RCPT TO command)

Yeah, yeah, it would be nice if eFORCE's mail server were RFC-compliant, but at the same time, i'd love to print out section 2.10 of RFC 793, roll it up, and smack SourceForge's nose with it.

in case there was any doubt that i'm a dick

From O'Reilly's LDAP System Administration:

Acknowledgements

At the end of every project, I am acutely aware that I could never have reached the end without the grace provided to me by God through my Savior, Jesus Christ. I hope He is proud of how I have spent my time.

My time administering LDAP has only confirmed my assessment that there is no god.

While reading this book, you may find yourself feeling a little like a sky diver who has just jumped out of an airplane. As you approach the ground, things come more into focus. As you squint and try to make out the color of that house far below, you suddenly realize that you are plummeting closer and closer toward the very thing you are trying to observe.

Let me tighten that paragraph a bit:

While reading this book, you may find yourself feeling a little like you are about to die.

in case there was any doubt that i'm a dick

From O'Reilly's LDAP System Administration:

Acknowledgements

At the end of every project, I am acutely aware that I could never have reached the end without the grace provided to me by God through my Savior, Jesus Christ. I hope He is proud of how I have spent my time.

My time administering LDAP has only confirmed my assessment that there is no god.

While reading this book, you may find yourself feeling a little like a sky diver who has just jumped out of an airplane. As you approach the ground, things come more into focus. As you squint and try to make out the color of that house far below, you suddenly realize that you are plummeting closer and closer toward the very thing you are trying to observe.

Let me tighten that paragraph a bit:

While reading this book, you may find yourself feeling a little like you are about to die.