i have mature themes in my pants

legomancer reviews his latest comics haul, but is forced to comment on the solicitation copy for "Captain Bluebush":

"Captain Bluebush’s crew of nautical nymphos are desperate to have their decks swabbed by a man — any man! They capture a motley bunch of sailors to satisfy their naughty needs, but bull-dyke Bluebush orders castration, until the dread 'Semen Monster' rises from the deep! And wait'll you see The Cocktopus!"

If that sounds like the kind of comic book you'd like to order... don't tell me about it.  Thanks.

i have mature themes in my pants

legomancer reviews his latest comics haul, but is forced to comment on the solicitation copy for "Captain Bluebush":

"Captain Bluebush’s crew of nautical nymphos are desperate to have their decks swabbed by a man — any man! They capture a motley bunch of sailors to satisfy their naughty needs, but bull-dyke Bluebush orders castration, until the dread 'Semen Monster' rises from the deep! And wait'll you see The Cocktopus!"

If that sounds like the kind of comic book you'd like to order... don't tell me about it.  Thanks.