If you know these off the top of your head... good on ya, mate. I only remember #2. I think that's pretty sad.
ELROND: "The great Frodo Baggins. We meet at last." FRODO: "And you are ...?" ELROND: "Smith. Elrond Smith." FRODO: "You elves all look the same to me!"
[they fight]
"Everything happens for a reason." What an unthinking, 20/20-hindsight, rationalizing, retconning piece of claptrap. It makes me ill.
Everything happens for a reason. And that reason is, GOD IS BORED AND HATES YOUR GUTS. Don't believe me? Ask him.