flaming gases

"Having loud explosive diarrhea isn't usually considered a good thing. But having it while sitting on the toilet and the guy in the stall next to you just answered his cell phone? Not so bad."

- Paul Tomblin

I awoke to a massive, all-around headache, to which soon was added a certain looseness in the bowel and a touch of nausea. On the plus side, this led to a somewhat more productive day than normal. I expect i shall be fresh and diligent tomorrow, if perhaps a touch flatulent.

flaming gases

"Having loud explosive diarrhea isn't usually considered a good thing. But having it while sitting on the toilet and the guy in the stall next to you just answered his cell phone? Not so bad."

- Paul Tomblin

I awoke to a massive, all-around headache, to which soon was added a certain looseness in the bowel and a touch of nausea. On the plus side, this led to a somewhat more productive day than normal. I expect i shall be fresh and diligent tomorrow, if perhaps a touch flatulent.

alternate universe

Kim asks me, "Trey Gunn's in Tool, right?" No... but oh, if he were. Wow. My brain is breaking right now... sure wish i'd caught the LA KC/Tool show where Danny played drums during the second part of "Red". Rumors of another KC/Tool tour are floating about... that would kick ass on multiple levels.

alternate universe

Kim asks me, "Trey Gunn's in Tool, right?" No... but oh, if he were. Wow. My brain is breaking right now... sure wish i'd caught the LA KC/Tool show where Danny played drums during the second part of "Red". Rumors of another KC/Tool tour are floating about... that would kick ass on multiple levels.