but are there scientologists in iraq?

[rone]

VATICAN CITY -- A Catholic archbishop in Mosul, Iraq, has been kidnapped, the Vatican said Monday. It identified the kidnapped man as Archbishop Basile Georges Casmoussa, 66, of the Syrian Catholic Church, one of the branches of the Catholic Church.

Clearly, the problem is that Iraqi Catholics lack a terrorist branch.  The Provos are probably running around bored in Ireland; this could be a golden opportunity.  Or maybe the Pope could just lend some of his Swiss Guard.

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[tongodeon.livejournal.com]

There are scientologists in Tokyo. I saw their posters. Nobody in Japan knew anything about them: I think that's going to be their next big push.

[waider.livejournal.com]

Actually, the provos have taken up regular crime in place of terrorism, but they're still having teething problems, such as stealing £2.65m in unusable Northern Irish banknotes recently.

[waider.livejournal.com]

Rather, £26.5m. Either way, still largely useless.