this sort of idea will get me killed

[rone]

I need someone to Photoshop a fake Hostess fruit pies ad, like the ones they used to have in the back page of comic books in the `80s, featuring Spider Jerusalem.  THIS HAS TO HAPPEN.  I will provide words if necessary.

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[wisn.livejournal.com]

If you have source materials and a script, I can give it a whack.

[schwa242.livejournal.com]

If you do that, you also have to do a Charles Atlas "Quit kicking sand in our faces!" style ad featuring Spider J.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

[CPD thug kicks sand in Spider's face] "Ha ha! Take that, Spider boy!"

[Spider goes the Charles BALCO Web site, gets SHGH and horse adrenaline]

[Spider beats CPD thug with Third Leg of Truth]

[chaosrose.livejournal.com]

sounds tasty. i'd love to see it, if you manage to procure it.