no good deed goes unpunished
Dec. 12th, 2004 11:44 amWhen Marine Lance Cpl. David Battle learned he'd either have to sacrifice his ring finger or the wedding band he wore, he told doctors at a field hospital in Iraq to cut off the finger.<kanzen> odds are he's going to get divorced next year
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With his approval, doctors severed his finger, but somehow in the chaos that followed, they lost his ring.
<kanzen> his wife is probably cheating on him right now
Man, ANOTHER reason I'm glad I got rid of mine
Date: 2004-12-13 12:39 am (UTC)"A Portuguese soccer player lost a finger when he caught his wedding ring on a fence while celebrating a goal for his Swiss team."
He even got a yellow card for excessive celebration.