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[rone]

What is a Plog?

The Plog™ Service is a personalized blog.

[...]

Your Amazon.com Plog is a diary of events that will enhance your shopping experience, helping you discover products that have just been released, track changes to your orders, and many other things. Just like a blog, your Plog is sorted in reverse chronological order. When we think we have something interesting or important to tell you, we'll post it to your Plog.

I can't wait for my Plog to start recommending Doc Johnson products.

Comments

[therobbergirl.livejournal.com]

As a right winger, I would be mortified to purchase an Ann Coulter screed. Just sayin.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

Maybe you could also buy a Michael Moore book to even things out. Or would that compound it? Let's just call the whole thing off.

[therobbergirl.livejournal.com]

Hey! You can't trick me into destroying the niverse like that! I've seen Star Trek! I know what happens when matter and anti-matter collide!

[therobbergirl.livejournal.com]

And yes, the Plog is extremely annoying. I don't know why I find it so annoying. I never look at the intro page. I go straight to the Wish List or the search box. But I find the unrequested presence of the Plog unspeakably evil and annoying. I may start shopping at brick and mortar shops. I hear you can buy CDs at a trendy chain called Rasputin's. Weird, huh? heh

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah, i only use amazon as a handy wishlist. And sometimes to purchase used books, or if someone gives me a gift certificate. For CDs, i prefer Streetlight... Rasputin's has a weird scummy vibe.

[schwa242.livejournal.com]

Since it's automated, shouldn't it really be calleg a botplog?

-- Schwa ---

[schwa242.livejournal.com]

"called" not "calleg"

[boutell.livejournal.com]

> botplog

*Blink* *Blink* *Blink*

I had to read this three times.

[schwa242.livejournal.com]

Wanna froth at the mouth some more? (http://blogumentary.org/)

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

GARRR HULK SMASH!