if cut-me-own-throat dibbler sold beverages

[rone]

I admit that the idea of buying black water intrigued me sufficiently to incur an expense, despite outrageous claims that i knew would probably be debunked somewhere on the Web (not that i need research to tell me that "a high pH of 9.0+ helps to balance the human body's pH levels" smells like bullshit a mile away).  But what does it taste like?

2wanda: "Weird! It tastes just like water. But weird."  I think it tastes like vaguely musty dirty water, or perhaps mushroom tea.  The bottle says "INGREDIENTS MAY SEPARATE WHEN FROZEN" so i think i'll throw it in the freezer to see what happens.

UPDATE: there's a burning sensation in my stomach and my lips are tingling.  Kim says her mouth feels numb.  I hope our kids will sue blk. if we die.

Comments

[haineux.livejournal.com]

I saw that stuff, looked it up online, and decided there was no. freaking. way. I was drinking it.

Good on you for bravery.

[oh6.livejournal.com]

If any liquid separates out, let us know if it catches fire.

[ilanarama.livejournal.com]

Or if you catch fire.

[en-ki.livejournal.com]

Aw, I thought for a sec you were talking about this (http://www.funraniumlabs.com/the-black-blood-of-the-earth/), which is way cooler.

If I want to balance my pH, I'll drink lye.

[foomf.livejournal.com]

Are you still alive?

[(Anonymous)]

るるちゃん、is your Japanese is good enough to be a senior management member of Japanese compan?

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

Yes, but just barely.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

Definitely not. And don't call me Lulu-chan.