if cut-me-own-throat dibbler sold beverages

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I admit that the idea of buying black water intrigued me sufficiently to incur an expense, despite outrageous claims that i knew would probably be debunked somewhere on the Web (not that i need research to tell me that "a high pH of 9.0+ helps to balance the human body's pH levels" smells like bullshit a mile away).  But what does it taste like?

2wanda: "Weird! It tastes just like water. But weird."  I think it tastes like vaguely musty dirty water, or perhaps mushroom tea.  The bottle says "INGREDIENTS MAY SEPARATE WHEN FROZEN" so i think i'll throw it in the freezer to see what happens.

UPDATE: there's a burning sensation in my stomach and my lips are tingling.  Kim says her mouth feels numb.  I hope our kids will sue blk. if we die.