welcome to tmi city, population: you

[rone]

You know you're getting old when you find a long pubic hair in your underpants that's gone white near its midpoint.

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[thedarkages]

Next, I expect weekly rundowns on the state of your prostate self-examinations.

[peglegpete.livejournal.com]

Welcome to my white-groined world.

[xtingu]

I found one the other day that was white from the middle to the end and dark from the root to the middle. Apparently my mutant healing powers are in full effect. Confusing.

(also, your subject line made me chortle.)

[erikred.livejournal.com]

I was going to say that you're making assumptions about whose hair you found, but that wouldn't really change your point.

[pootrootbeer.livejournal.com]

rone, you're lucky I don't know how to read.

[hwrnmnbsol.livejournal.com]

You know, white pubes are the new grey pubes.

[sambushell.livejournal.com]

There's a Gandalf joke in here. I just know it.

[en-ki.livejournal.com]

Oh, so *you're* the guy who keeps shedding in the urinals.

[epileptikitty.livejournal.com]

Hair turns white because your skin ups its production of hydrogen peroxide (hair bleach) as part of immune system response, thus slowly bleaching the hair on its way out of the follicle. This is why gray hair is crunchy. My beard is physically uncomfortable.

And so is my facial hair.

[madmerle.livejournal.com]

These kinds of cosmetic changes are preferable to the non-cosmetic ones once the parts go out of warranty. Trust me on this. And dude, TMI. ;P