i'll take "smart phone ads" for $200, alex

[rone]

[SFX: didgeridoo]

ANNOUNCER: Huh ta speak Ostrayleen.

[Sleazy guy walks up to well-endowed woman and puts both hands on her breasts.]

ANNOUNCER: Multi-touch interface.

[Woman knocks out sleazebag with a right hook.]

ANNOUNCER: Haptic feedback.

[Enormous can of horse piss is slammed on the counter.]

ANNOUNCER: Beeah—*BZZZZT*GAAAH!

Comments

[blarglefiend.livejournal.com]

Oh, gods, yeah. I think I saw a few of these Fosters ads while I was in Boston last year. They're cringe-inducing.

Bonus: Fosters is being bought out by SAB Miller. Apparently rather a lot of people are upset about this.

[arian1.livejournal.com]

Naomi is going to smack you in the head for this one.