die die al davis die

[rone]

Instincts/Recognition: Natural instincts and overall anticipation skills are slightly below-average. Needs to see it and then react. Does not have great discipline in zone coverage and can get caught out of position. Flashes ability to sniff out screens. Does not appear to play with a lot of confidence and can give too much of an initial cushion to receivers on occasion. Needs to show more assertion and conviction.

Height-Weight-Speed: Possesses above-average height but could add some bulk to frame. Straight-line speed is elite.

Guess which team just drafted this young fellow.  G'wan, give it a shot.

Comments

[kodi]

Well, it doesn't say anything on there about drawing an average of one penalty per game, so it can't be the Raiders...

[hwrnmnbsol.livejournal.com]

Superb 2nd round choice for the Raiders. Terrible third round, both choices.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

Yeah, Wisniewski was the rare selection that everyone knew was coming due to the family connection and also made football sense. But, alas, Al will be Al, always. Don't really know how the Raiders had such a great draft last year... must've just been a fluke.

[bunnikins.livejournal.com]

I do not understand a single word of this post.

[khrister.livejournal.com]

I understand every single word, but the meaning of the whole still eludes me. I suppose it has something to do with American Handball, BBC said something about a lot of youths being drafted to play. I thought USA gave up the draft? :-P

[bunnikins.livejournal.com]

Yes, word by word I'm doing well. Once we move into the heady territory of sentences, I begin to flounder, and attempts to gather meaning from so much as a paragraph has left me confused, unenlightened, and a little afraid. Must be something to do with sports, then:)

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

Al Davis, the only known zombie to own a professional sports team, is the man who has guided every yearly selection of new talent for his football team. He has always been attracted to players with blazing speed but somehow lacking every other skill necessary for the sport. Those of us who have been trapped into allegiance to his team suffer every year due to his strategic inflexibility.

[erikred.livejournal.com]

From the Al Davis personal report:

Subject has good kidneys and is a possible bone marrow match.

Excellent.