"... and i am horrified to find he's a neerrrd."

[rone]

DALLAS, Texas (AP) -- In a computer-age version of "West Side Story," rival gang members battled it out in the street in a rumble organized over the Internet.

[...]

Using their home computers, the gangs traded insults in a profanity-laced chat room, then decided to fight, setting the time and the place over the Internet, Garland police officer Joe Harn said.

I cannot inject any wit into this situation.

Jet1: ur a phag Shark88: no ur a phag Jet1: u suk Shark88: ur momma sux Jet1: lets rumbul fag0t Shark88: werd. c u @ the square, 8pm. phag

Comments

[coldsleep.livejournal.com]

Come on. There's at least got to be some sort of "when you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way" type of comment rolling around in the back of your brain somewhere.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

ur a phag
no ur a phag
u suk
ur momma sux
lets rumbul fag0t
werd. c u @ the square, 8pm. phag

[dwell.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA that was better than the original (restrained) post!

bt

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

It's all thanks to coldsleep for applying a prod to my creative buttocks. I FIX0RED THE ORIGINAL POST KTHX

[ikkyu2.livejournal.com]

yu0 mispelled fag0rt, fag0rt.

[kodi]

You know, I actually went to high school with those gangs. I've got to say, this is something of a step up for them.

What really makes it clear to me that things haven't really changed is that they fought with baseball bats and shovels, and the most serious injury was a broken arm. Congratulations, Garland gangs! You are almost as dangerous as an SCA event.