signed fictitious

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Via bryant:

Invent a memory of me and post it in the comments. It can be anything you want, so long as it's something that's never happened. Then, of course, post this to your journal and see what people would like to remember of you, only the universe failed to cooperate in making it happen so they had to make it up instead.

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When I went stag to my senior prom,

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I was trying really hard to pick up chyxxorz when their boyfriends got up to talk to other people, but every time this suave waiter d00d kept intervening. Even though he was only 10 years old, he looked so debonair in that half-vest and projected such consummate cool that the gurls just couldn't keep their eyes off him. I walked home that night, too embarrassed to squeeze into my big sister's Audi Fox, as he flitted from limo to limo, making every hawt babe's date shiver as he decided which one to eject from the car.