signed fictitious

[rone]

Via bryant:

Invent a memory of me and post it in the comments. It can be anything you want, so long as it's something that's never happened. Then, of course, post this to your journal and see what people would like to remember of you, only the universe failed to cooperate in making it happen so they had to make it up instead.

Comments

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

Well, it is a funny story. I was down at the nudie booths (as I often am)... enjoying the show. The girl looked all used up and bruised. Yick. Out of the corner of my eye, I notice some movement. There is a glory hole there. I see someone with a tool frantically making the hole larger..and larger.. soon it is big enough to fit a fist through. I am thinking, "Gross.. who gets fisted through a glory hole!?!" Then you started to feed through your dick. No wonder you had to widen the hole. It was like a giant sea cucumber!!! I wished I had a camera to take pics, one one will ever beleive the resemblence between your dick and Popeye's forearm. I had nothing to fit that, so I thumped you soundly on the head of it and told you to put that silly thing away. Man... like the sighting of the loch ness monster, or big foot or something. Noone will ever believe me.