signed fictitious

[rone]

Via bryant:

Invent a memory of me and post it in the comments. It can be anything you want, so long as it's something that's never happened. Then, of course, post this to your journal and see what people would like to remember of you, only the universe failed to cooperate in making it happen so they had to make it up instead.

Comments

[daakroth.livejournal.com]

We first met when you bumped into me at the local Sex Emporium and handed me a small pink envelope with just "Wait one hour then open" on it and you ran off.

I stood there like a fool for a while wondering why a total stranger would want to pass me a pink envelope. Shrugging it off to one of those weird "incidents" people hear about happening at the sex stores, I go outside and walk around the city for a hour, then opened the envelope.

Inside was an autographed burlesque picture by kamiandrews and a note attached to it.

The note said "I know you have a LJ account. I know THINGS about you. Go read my LJ." and it was signed by "ronebofh"

I was scared. I went home and sat on my futon for a day or two, I don't quite remember, but I remember my wife asking if I was ok. I muttered something to this effect "There's someone out there stalking me."

To this date, I still don't know why it all happened.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

What part of "invent a memory" don't you understand?? I hope my wife isn't reading this.

[daakroth.livejournal.com]

The horrors and the nightmares has begun again.

I can't tell the difference between reality and unreality.

GODDAMNIT, quit stalking me. I don't know what you want from me. Please go away.

Don't make me go weep in a dark corner of my small closet like a brutalized puppy.