walt disney pictures presents

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Franz Kafka's
"METAMORPHOSIS"

Where Gregory Sampson (voice:  Ralph Macchio) awakes one day to find he has been transformed into a Japanese beetle!  He wanders into his mother's garden, all melancholy.

    (cue in "Chitinous Came I", by Michael Bolton)

The plants (voices: the Philadelphia Phillies) recognize him and organize a welcome party!

    (heart-warming rendition of a "Be Our Guest" clone)

Mother (voice:  Barbara Bush) hears the racket, comes out, sees little Gregory, and takes him inside for some tea.

    (she sings "When You Were A Little Grub" to him)

Tragedy!  Gregory's girlfriend (voice:  Amy Fisher) sees him in his current state.  Much pathos.

    (she sings "I Love All Of Your Legs", he sings "If I Only Had An Endoskeleton")

Together, they seek out the only one who can help them, that gnarled old wizard, the Orkin Man! (voice:  Jimmy Hoffa)  During the journey, Gregory is almost ensnarled and eaten by the evil Nasty Spider! (voice:  Tom Vu)

The Orkin Man sacrifices his own life to bring Gregory back to normal! Gregory and his girlfriend rejoice!

    (they sing a celebration-filled song which vaguely stinks of "Born Free")

Credits.