[LAUGH TRACK] <-- TRACK, GEDDIT?? HAW HAW!!

[rone]

Ralf Schumacher, Formula 1 driver for BMW-Williams, could lose his driver's license after being caught speeding. Why would a professional driver want to speed? Isn't that like working on your day off?

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[wednesday]

Sweet merciful Lord, why wasn't it Michael?!

[waider.livejournal.com]

Why would a {sysadmin|programmer|generic hacking dude} want to play with computers on his day off?

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

Commie.

[wisn.livejournal.com]

How could you not speed? You just spent half a day driving 200 miles an hour and all of a sudden you have to stick to 70?

'C'mon man hurry up hurry UP HURRY UP! Jeezis this is taking forever the road's clear VROOOOM!'

I recall an interview with some NASCAR type a few years ago who said that he always has his wife drive him to and from the track for precisely this reason. (I wonder if he feels compelled to turn left at every intersection, too.)