"... and i am horrified to find he's a neerrrd."

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DALLAS, Texas (AP) -- In a computer-age version of "West Side Story," rival gang members battled it out in the street in a rumble organized over the Internet.

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Using their home computers, the gangs traded insults in a profanity-laced chat room, then decided to fight, setting the time and the place over the Internet, Garland police officer Joe Harn said.

I cannot inject any wit into this situation.

Jet1: ur a phag Shark88: no ur a phag Jet1: u suk Shark88: ur momma sux Jet1: lets rumbul fag0t Shark88: werd. c u @ the square, 8pm. phag