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Welcome to...
THE MORPHEUS ARMS!

• At our exclusive, top-rated sleep spa, your sleep needs will be met by the highest-quality linens and sleeping surfaces, aided by the finest herbal infusions and encouraged by well-trained masseurs and carefully selected ambient sound.


• For the discerning dreamer, we offer the most detailed dream logs (and, of course, all protected by the most secure methods available), as well as our patented Dream Shepherd™ technology, which can help bring straying dreams back to the desired plotline, or rescue you from a disturbing nightmare — or vice versa! It's all up to you!

THE MORPHEUS ARMS: the best rest you'll ever have!

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