short shameful confession

[rone]

I just took 8 of the top 10 Trending Topics on Twitter and wrote a little story.

Comments

[ilanarama.livejournal.com]

...that makes an odd kind of sense.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

I think that's the shameful part.

and you doubt that twitter is EVIL!

[drieuxster.livejournal.com]

Clearly now that they are the poster_person for the HORRORS of Nepalese Maoist Armed Aggression against a peace loving country, with a solid commitment to Family Values. How can there be any doubt.... that, uh, the thing, and stuff, and POOH!

The best part

[notr.livejournal.com]

is how I don't even know who Chingy is, and still don't care.

it's like all subtext and shit

[skippy-fluff.livejournal.com]

Cause you know, the iPhone is like, uh, twittering. And blowing the place up, you know? In their heads, man.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

The revolution will be ON YOUR PHONE. And badly spelled.

[xlerb.livejournal.com]

I kind of liked the little story.

[epileptikitty.livejournal.com]

Ahhhhhh! We sent PETA behind enemy lines?

One happy side effect of the Iranian ructions is getting pictures on Persian women in the media. They're all gorgeous, every damn one.