i swore i'd never meme again

[rone]

First real kiss: Ana Cristina Moreano, Aire Libre summer camp, 15 years old.

First job: gopher boy for USC School of Business Facilities Dept.

First screen name: The Black Sheep.

First funeral: Amazingly enough, this past May, for the child of a friend.

First pet: Comelón (Glutton), a wolf/collie/German shepherd mix.

First piercing: I first stabbed a man through his heart when i was but 17. He commented on the cut of my clothes, so i gave him one on his... what? Body modification? Are you on dope?

First true love: 2wanda

First big trip: We moved to Ecuador in July `79.

Last big car ride: Well, my last ride in a big car was yesterday, driving the ol' `77 Suburban back home from my mother-in-law's after the concert.

Last good cry: The funeral.

Last movie seen: Intolerable Cruelty

Last beverage drank: Morning Thunder

Last food consumed: Pozole. Mmmmmmmmmmm, pozole.

Last phone call: "Are you coming home, honey?"

Last TV show watched: Simpsons

Last shoes worn: Mocassins

Last CD played: Andrew Bird's Bowl of Fire's The Swimming Hour

Last item bought: See above.

Last disappointment: Last night's concert.

Last soda drank: Some 7Up i drank at the colo with lunch on Saturday.

Last ice cream eaten: Ben & Jerry's Chocolate Fudge Brownie. Should've been some Treat Chocolate Fantasy but the consarned kids ate it all.

Last shirt worn: Cream denim.