name in search of a supervillain

[rone]

Cap'n Cockpunch

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[sunburn.livejournal.com]

"But sir! You just can't go around punching people in the cock!"

"Quiet, boy! It's my calling!"

"OOOOOFFFF!"

[erikred.livejournal.com]

Arched by Dr. Blockcock?

[wisn.livejournal.com]

His theme song. (http://music.metafilter.com/2380/Punch-Em-In-The-Dick-NSFW-lyrics)

[roseembolism.livejournal.com]

It's actually different from what people think. He actually gains his powers from a chilled alcoholic drink made from ground-up roosters.

He generally incapacitates his opponents by telling them the recipe.

do you recall CockKnocker...

[drieuxster.livejournal.com]

... from jay and silent bob strike back....

You may need competent legal counsel for protection against a look and feel suit on the grounds of emotional estrangement from evil overlords in an imaginary context....

[eejitalmuppet.livejournal.com]

Change the spacing and apostrophes, and you could have the name of a pub.

[rbradakis.livejournal.com]

For a moment, I thought you must have discovered the supervillian identity of my friend jer_.