half something else

[rone]

Yes, it's another exciting edition of "Phonecam Phewmets".

OK, but what about the other half?

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[merovingian.livejournal.com]

The other half is shameful and must not be named.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

It is this internal war that this person must struggle with on a daily basis. The license plate frame is clearly a device for boosting the driver's morale.

Maybe the driver's a tiefling. A Sicilian tiefling? Aw, crap. This is so going to have to be an NPC in my upcoming D&D game.

It's

[notr.livejournal.com]

five pounds of genetic marker M124, obviously. It's just one huge gene, six hectares long.

[dawn-guy.livejournal.com]

I know this guy who's half Italian and half Polish, but he has Ontario plates.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

So which half is he proud of?

[dawn-guy.livejournal.com]

Mike doesn't talk about pride much. Judging from the food he talks about, though, I'd say Italian.

[ikkyu2.livejournal.com]

Perhaps he's proud to be no more than 50% Sicilian.

Or maybe it's the kind of pizza he makes - 50% Sicilian, 50% pepperoni and broccoli?

[racerxmachina.livejournal.com]

Broccoli on pizza: BARF!

[racerxmachina.livejournal.com]

I am reminded of a newspaper ad taken out by folks who had puppies for adoption:
"50% pureblood German Shepherd. 50% sneaky neighbor's dog."

[mmcirvin.livejournal.com]

Sam suggests that he's 100% Sicilian but only proud of 50% of that.

[ikkyu2.livejournal.com]

No, actually, it's good. You have no chance to survive.

Rone, eliminate him.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

Sorry, dude, she has a point. I love broccoli, but it has about as much place on a pizza as a Twinkie.

[ikkyu2.livejournal.com]

I don't eat pizza any more, so I am not with having very much of a dog that is in this race, but the broccoli Sicilian-slice pizza at Pinocchio's in Harvard Square is really good. And you really wouldn't think so until you tried it.

[sanspoof.livejournal.com]

...not the 50% that eats pasta?
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