along the lines of american flag underwear

[rone]

The cellphone that belongs to one of the guys who's laying down carpet for the living room has "The Star-Spangled Banner" set as its ring.

Comments

[tisiphone.livejournal.com]

I suppose accidently stepping on his cellphone is impractical?

[jwgh]

Is it possible to surreptitiously reprogram it to play 'Your Flag Decal Won't Get You Into Heaven Any More'?

[kodi]

So... Does he stand and place his hand over his heart whenever it rings?

[ratphooey.livejournal.com]

This Land is Your Land should be the national anthem already.

Except that the Repubs would hate that idea. Because this land is made for "only me", to them.