man on the poon

[rone]

So i started my new job today, and i dropped by the broadcast booth while my corporate accounts were being set up.

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"Well, Gloin, they're still talking about the Mirkwood Rangers and their first all-elf offensive line."

"And how, Tanuki. Those guys are thin, but they've had an MEFL-low 4 sacks allowed this season. They work as a unit. Those guys could move your balls around with one hand!"

"Oh, ho ho, perhaps you're right! But they're going to have their hands full with the Mordor Maniacs! This team has made it to the Super Bowl despite obliterating the record for most penalties committed in a season!"

"Not to mention season-ending injuries caused, career-ending..."

"... referee attacks, spectators consumed..."

"... Anyway, it should be a great game! And now a word from Kellogg's and their new Lembas breakfast cereal!"