As I finished that post, I think I figured out where virgin births come from-- someone broke the rules in heaven.
It's actually pretty easy to picture Purgatory as a cleanup-job in an all-booth LIVEN00DGIRLZ venue, especially considering that the one time I've been to such a place, everyone around me seemed vaguely damned for some reason, not least myself. (I was only damned to have some ambitious friends, both women, who wanted to know just waht sort of thing went on in there.) (They were not amused.)
You're right about the gaggle of virgins (erm, we need a better word than gaggle--- a blush* of virgins?) fawning all at once-- in fact, the ratio alone is enough to make one consider a reasonable exercise in martyrdom. Anyway, your male virgins will have a fast-recharge to make up for their rapid discharge, where as my female virgins will basically have to be there for me, because it'll be a short while before most of them figure out how to be there for themselves (or I for them, for that matter-- I won't be selfish in heaven, I promise, oh Lord!).
* Google says: bunch, choir, bevy, chorus, convent/monastery, band, passel (plus shitload, busload, truckload, assload &c.), and, though not intended as a group-name, a "reward of virgins."
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Date: 2007-05-17 03:07 am (UTC)It's actually pretty easy to picture Purgatory as a cleanup-job in an all-booth LIVEN00DGIRLZ venue, especially considering that the one time I've been to such a place, everyone around me seemed vaguely damned for some reason, not least myself. (I was only damned to have some ambitious friends, both women, who wanted to know just waht sort of thing went on in there.) (They were not amused.)
You're right about the gaggle of virgins (erm, we need a better word than gaggle--- a blush* of virgins?) fawning all at once-- in fact, the ratio alone is enough to make one consider a reasonable exercise in martyrdom. Anyway, your male virgins will have a fast-recharge to make up for their rapid discharge, where as my female virgins will basically have to be there for me, because it'll be a short while before most of them figure out how to be there for themselves (or I for them, for that matter-- I won't be selfish in heaven, I promise, oh Lord!).
* Google says: bunch, choir, bevy, chorus, convent/monastery, band, passel (plus shitload, busload, truckload, assload &c.), and, though not intended as a group-name, a "reward of virgins."