Apparently, God may or may not be able to make a stone so heavy even he can't lift it, but he's utterly helpless against the outrageous surplus of unbroken hymens. MEN OF EARTH: DO YOUR DUTY. MARS^H^H^H^HHEAVEN NEEDS DICK.
Inept sexual partners, you say? That's for which the beer volcano and the stripper factory are there to make up.
Also, when you get 72 virgins, do you deflower them right away, or ration them out over the course of eternity?
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Date: 2007-05-15 09:02 pm (UTC)Inept sexual partners, you say? That's for which the beer volcano and the stripper factory are there to make up.
Also, when you get 72 virgins, do you deflower them right away, or ration them out over the course of eternity?