Due to Sen. Joseph Lieberman's seemingly contradictory views of being pro-Israel but anti-video game violence, we at X Industries Game Studios have reached a brilliant compromise and developed the smash hit of the year:
SETTLERS OF THE WEST BANK
- Take over territory by illegally squatting on land!
- Defend your turf by various means, including bulldozing foreign activists!
- Watch out for suicide bombings!
- Shrug off international pressure to cut back on your settlements!
- Negotiate with your American benefactors for more money and weapons!
- Stir up trouble at the smallest indication of appeasement from the government! And if peace seems imminent, assassinate your leaders!
Guaranteed to be at least 50 years of fun! In stores NOW!
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Date: 2006-03-12 05:36 am (UTC)pro-Israel but anti-video game violence, we at X Industries Game
Studios have reached a brilliant compromise and developed the smash
hit of the year:
SETTLERS OF THE WEST BANK
- Take over territory by illegally squatting on land!
- Defend your turf by various means, including bulldozing foreign activists!
- Watch out for suicide bombings!
- Shrug off international pressure to cut back on your settlements!
- Negotiate with your American benefactors for more money and weapons!
- Stir up trouble at the smallest indication of appeasement from the
government! And if peace seems imminent, assassinate your leaders!
Guaranteed to be at least 50 years of fun! In stores NOW!