one hundred and thirty-five

[rone]

The final, certified tally: 135 candidates. Gary Coleman is in. Georgy Russell is in. Van Vo should capture a good portion of the crucial Vietnamese-American vote. Dan Feinstein, Democrat, should capture the all-important "Whoa, is that Dianne Feinstein?" vote. Ditto for S. Issa, Republican, and "Darrell?" Robert Dole, Michael Jackson, Edward Kennedy, and Richard Simmons are in. Toadies fans: Todd Lewis is running! And, finally, Arianna is in, but Michael isn't.

Let the games begin!

Comments

[jeff2001.livejournal.com]

Poor Georgy -- fuckin Arnold came in and stole her thunder. Plus all those other weasels. Now I'll never be appointed California State Poet!

On the other hand, she's such a sweetheart -- politics would ruin her goodness. Plus, she'd have to give up spliffs.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

Hey, if the governor does it, it can't be illegal!