no jury would convict me

[rone]

Just letting you know why, if you hear about me going on a rampage, you shouldn't be surprised.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

They will most certainly screw this up.

AND a host of idiots will clam it is stealing from JKR.

You may have to make room on your immediate left during the killing rampage, you know.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

There's plenty of room on the killin' bus.

[rimrunner.livejournal.com]

*loads AK-47*

Oh, GOOD.

Cause the wank has sprung on IMDB already.

[glaucon.livejournal.com]

and they're casting keanu as tim hunter.

[schwa242.livejournal.com]

Oh man, that looks so totally like a rip-off of Harry Potter.

Ow... stop that. Ow! OW!

[sanspoof.livejournal.com]

Well, attempting to retain a small bit of hope, the directors(?) haven't done anything serious before... maybe they'll have a fresh vision or something. The screenwriter looks probably lame, but it's possible he could make it work. Uh.

Relatedly, have you seen those ads for the sleeping-medication that has as an avatar a big ol' luna moth?

[doctroid.livejournal.com]

Die.

[erikred.livejournal.com]

The IMDB listing may be out of date. Gaiman himself seems to indicate (http://www.neilgaiman.com/journal/2006/05/mailbag-time.html) that the project the directors were working on may have been exchanged pre-birth (a nifty example of a Faerie Changeling if ever I've seen one).