meme this (schwa242-style)

[rone]

1.~Would you give reddragdiva a reacharound if you were fucking him in the ass?  Well, of course, it's ONLY common courtesy.
2.~Have syringavulgaris and mjg59 gone redneck hunting?  I doubt it, but they should.
3.~Did you meet palecur in a gay bathhouse?  No, we went there later.
4.~Tell us about topaz_munro's latest political scandal.  He used his political influence to affect the Michael Jackson verdict.
5.~Have you stopped beating 2wanda yet?  No— i mean yes— SHUT UP.
6.~What is ewx's porn name?  "Roger N. Johnson"
7.~What would you do if you hadn't gotten waider pregnant?  I'd have more MONEY, that's for sure.
8.~Would arian1 and merde make a great burlesque act?  Absofuckinglutely.
9.~Would you go back in time to make sure you never met erikred?  ... still thinking.
10.~Does mrbalihai dress like a boy or a girl?  That depends on what time of day it is.
11.~What would you ask of schwa242 that would be worth performing sexual favors?  To kill whoever's responsible for this fucking meme.

Comments

[arian1.livejournal.com]

I would?

[sandollar17.livejournal.com]

You're a hoot.

[mrbalihai.livejournal.com]

My boss only lets me wear dresses on my lunch hour.

[erikred.livejournal.com]

9.~Would you go back in time to make sure you never met [info]erikred? ... still thinking.

Oh, no, you didn't!

(I've been waiting for a chance to use that in a context that actually made literal sense.)

[waider.livejournal.com]

ps now that I'm unemployed you better pay up on time.

[matrushkaka.livejournal.com]

HEY HOW COME I AM NOT IN THIS

[2wanda.livejournal.com]

You must be taller than this line ______________ to be in ronebofh's post!

[matrushkaka.livejournal.com]

Pthhhhhh!

[qwrrty.livejournal.com]

By god I love you.

[merde.livejournal.com]

i'm thinking it would be a pretty creepy burlesque act.