Before we can address this question, we first must tackle the subject of loave/fish duality. When observed one way, Jesus provided food resembling a loaf. Other experiments reveal a more fish-like comestible. How can both be true at the same time? Isn't that... a paradox?
Ha ha, no, little one! The truth is that food, like energy, can be reduced down to very small quantized portions called bento boxes. At some times, the handrolls found within the bento boxes can resemble small loaves. At other times, they are definitely and provably found to contain fish. This may seem to be an impossibility, especially if you are a little bit dim, but it merely requires one to rethink our classical old notions of food, packaging, and whether it is wise to put wasabi in your nostrils.
So, back to the original question: how did Jesus multiply the loaves and fishes? [and did he remember to carry the one?] The answer is that he didn't so much multiply them; rather, he allowed the loave to propagate through space. Once its probability field had spread sufficiently wide, it could be interacted with and exhibited more localizable fish-like properties to each parishioner. A miracle? of course not -- it's science!
-- quoted from "Six, Eight, Ten or Economy-Bucket Twenty Easy Pieces"
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Date: 2005-07-27 01:10 pm (UTC)Ha ha, no, little one! The truth is that food, like energy, can be reduced down to very small quantized portions called bento boxes. At some times, the handrolls found within the bento boxes can resemble small loaves. At other times, they are definitely and provably found to contain fish. This may seem to be an impossibility, especially if you are a little bit dim, but it merely requires one to rethink our classical old notions of food, packaging, and whether it is wise to put wasabi in your nostrils.
So, back to the original question: how did Jesus multiply the loaves and fishes? [and did he remember to carry the one?] The answer is that he didn't so much multiply them; rather, he allowed the loave to propagate through space. Once its probability field had spread sufficiently wide, it could be interacted with and exhibited more localizable fish-like properties to each parishioner. A miracle? of course not -- it's science!
-- quoted from "Six, Eight, Ten or Economy-Bucket Twenty Easy Pieces"