so the reason you want me to take a leak in public is because... you're bad at life?

"Hey, bro, how you doin'."
"Not bad, man, can't wait to get home, `cause i really have to piss."
"Just go right here, man!"
"Aw, no, man!"
"Serious! When you gotta go, you gotta go..."
"That's OK, i can hold it a little longer. Besides, what would my mother say?"
"Yeah, if you got caught, that'd be bad. They got me for that, man."
"Really? Man!"
"Yeah, i thought the judge would just throw it out of court, but bam! Eighty-five bucks!"
"Well, it coulda been worse."
"Yeah, coulda been... all right, man, see ya."
"Take care."