non-einsteinian time

Albert Einstein is credited with saying something along the lines of, "Time exists so that everything doesn't happen at once."  I have clearly transcended such mundane limitations:

• We are in the process of buying a new house (we plan to rent the current one)
• I'm in the midst of switching jobs (leaving Netflix and joining shopping.com)
• Both cars are in the shop today (and thus we are contemplating buying a newer one)
• I had to return my MacBook Pro to Netflix (which necessitated completing Portal 2 before my time was up), and my personal XP laptop hasn't been turned on in at least two years due to a bad CPU fan, so i'm writing this on my phone, which means i am contemplating buying my own MBP, even though i know that our funds first need to go towards home improvement and car repair

So, yeah.  Stuff needs doing.  Off i go, then.