hey kids! it's jolly ol' captain buzzkill!

1. There's still 11 weeks left for George Wanker Bush to further fuck the country over.  And he will; if there's one thing that he's shown in these 8 years, it's that he'll go there and do that.
2. Obama is coming in on a chariot drawn by the twin goats of Hope and Change, much like another relatively young Democrat did sixteen years ago (and they're both Leos... you can't trust Leos).  He's gonna disappoint a lot of people.  Yes, he's charming, articulate (ooohhhh), and straightforward.  He's not the Second freaking Coming.  Don't let the abysmal experience of the Bush Mandate trick you into thinking that the New Hotness is All That.  Remember that he voted for the Henry-Paulson-blank-check bailout bill and the FISA bill, and a year and a half ago wanted an extended stay in Iraq.
3. We still have a Democratic-led Congress that is complicit in the failure of the last six years, and especially the last two.  We don't know how they're going to react now that their master is no longer an abusive asshole who made them cringe with a wave of his hand, and is instead an energetic fellow who wants them to play nice and run agility courses.  They might take to the kind new master... or they might act out and start chewing up shoes and pissing on the drapes.

Remember, only YOU can help prevent forest fires.  We got rid of the cancer.  Now we have to rehab.  If your pet Democrat isn't getting the job done, throw them out in two years.

hey kids! it's jolly ol' captain buzzkill!

1. There's still 11 weeks left for George Wanker Bush to further fuck the country over.  And he will; if there's one thing that he's shown in these 8 years, it's that he'll go there and do that.
2. Obama is coming in on a chariot drawn by the twin goats of Hope and Change, much like another relatively young Democrat did sixteen years ago (and they're both Leos... you can't trust Leos).  He's gonna disappoint a lot of people.  Yes, he's charming, articulate (ooohhhh), and straightforward.  He's not the Second freaking Coming.  Don't let the abysmal experience of the Bush Mandate trick you into thinking that the New Hotness is All That.  Remember that he voted for the Henry-Paulson-blank-check bailout bill and the FISA bill, and a year and a half ago wanted an extended stay in Iraq.
3. We still have a Democratic-led Congress that is complicit in the failure of the last six years, and especially the last two.  We don't know how they're going to react now that their master is no longer an abusive asshole who made them cringe with a wave of his hand, and is instead an energetic fellow who wants them to play nice and run agility courses.  They might take to the kind new master... or they might act out and start chewing up shoes and pissing on the drapes.

Remember, only YOU can help prevent forest fires.  We got rid of the cancer.  Now we have to rehab.  If your pet Democrat isn't getting the job done, throw them out in two years.

this is the man whose oracular utterances would goose the market in the `90s? what the fuck?

This is over five years old now, but it's amazingly entertaining.  Bernie Sanders pummels Alan Greenspan for being, well, Alan Greenspan.

this is the man whose oracular utterances would goose the market in the `90s? what the fuck?

This is over five years old now, but it's amazingly entertaining.  Bernie Sanders pummels Alan Greenspan for being, well, Alan Greenspan.