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because i'm a hater

It's like web 2.0 without the internet

he drew a deep breath. "well, i'm back," he said.

I'm not suffering any jet lag; my attempts to sleep on the plane seemed to work out, although i was still quite tired yesterday, and almost nodded off as i was towelling myself dry after a shower.

Incheon International Airport sucked.  People seemed unfriendly in general, and they were charging ₩2000 for a can of soda and ₩3000 for a 12oz cup of coffee, which is a lot, even considering the airport store surcharge.  If a Starbucks in Hong Kong International Airport can sell me a 16oz mocha for HK$31, i don't see why Incheon's gotta bust my balls for some caffeine.

And then there's the retarded security.  We came off the plane from Singapore and then had to go through X-rays and metal detectors before being admitted into the transit area.  Hello?  We just came off the fucking plane!  I'm pretty sure i didn't buy a gun or a stick of dynamite from the flight attendant.  Then it came time to board, and the line was being held up by one guy checking everyone's passport and boarding pass, and then another guy collecting transit passes.  How about using both guys to do both and cutting the line in half?  And to top it off, there was an actual carry-on luggage inspection right before getting on the plane.  I was seriously pissed off by the time i got into my seat.

Throughout the trip, i consumed no soda, alcohol, or chocolate, although i did have some 7Up and a Korean Snickers bar on the flight back.

Pictures next.

he drew a deep breath. "well, i'm back," he said.

I'm not suffering any jet lag; my attempts to sleep on the plane seemed to work out, although i was still quite tired yesterday, and almost nodded off as i was towelling myself dry after a shower.

Incheon International Airport sucked.  People seemed unfriendly in general, and they were charging ₩2000 for a can of soda and ₩3000 for a 12oz cup of coffee, which is a lot, even considering the airport store surcharge.  If a Starbucks in Hong Kong International Airport can sell me a 16oz mocha for HK$31, i don't see why Incheon's gotta bust my balls for some caffeine.

And then there's the retarded security.  We came off the plane from Singapore and then had to go through X-rays and metal detectors before being admitted into the transit area.  Hello?  We just came off the fucking plane!  I'm pretty sure i didn't buy a gun or a stick of dynamite from the flight attendant.  Then it came time to board, and the line was being held up by one guy checking everyone's passport and boarding pass, and then another guy collecting transit passes.  How about using both guys to do both and cutting the line in half?  And to top it off, there was an actual carry-on luggage inspection right before getting on the plane.  I was seriously pissed off by the time i got into my seat.

Throughout the trip, i consumed no soda, alcohol, or chocolate, although i did have some 7Up and a Korean Snickers bar on the flight back.

Pictures next.

bangalore: hotel

I arrived late; Gowda delivered me to the President Hotel, where i went to my room and took this picture before i collapsed.

"Valet Parking At Vehicle Owner's Risk"

Not especially tall.

Food so good, it's "irresistable".

Dig my l33t pano skillz.  Taken from my room window.

bangalore: hotel

I arrived late; Gowda delivered me to the President Hotel, where i went to my room and took this picture before i collapsed.

"Valet Parking At Vehicle Owner's Risk"

Not especially tall.

Food so good, it's "irresistable".

Dig my l33t pano skillz.  Taken from my room window.

bangalore: visible path

The view from my temporary cube.

The second floor crew: Vishal, Sthitha, Pradeep, and some idiot.  Vinay had already gone home.

Satish, Visible Path Bangalore head honcho, as we walked back from lunch at Garam Masala.  I ordered "hariyali kabab".  What i got was radioactive green chicken.  Turns out "hariyali" means "green".  Who knew?  But it was good.  Also note traffic; the intersection was a nightmare at rush hour.

bangalore: visible path

The view from my temporary cube.

The second floor crew: Vishal, Sthitha, Pradeep, and some idiot.  Vinay had already gone home.

Satish, Visible Path Bangalore head honcho, as we walked back from lunch at Garam Masala.  I ordered "hariyali kabab".  What i got was radioactive green chicken.  Turns out "hariyali" means "green".  Who knew?  But it was good.  Also note traffic; the intersection was a nightmare at rush hour.

bangalore: the city

Early morning traffic.  Note the quantity of auto rickshaws, the license plates of which all seemed to begin, ominously, with KA⋅05 (in some goofy handpainted font so it would look like KAOS).

Long pods on a tree next to the hotel.

Short pods on a tree on the opposite side of the hotel from the previous tree.

These trees were all over Bangalore.  Unfortunately, i couldn't get a better picture.

The Karnataka High Court building.  Bangalore is the capital of the state of Karnataka (kar-NA-ta-ka).

The High Court, again, plus tourists.

This tree on the side of the High Court building was huge.  Unfortunately, foliage blocked the trunk.

The Vidhana Soudha, the Karnataka state legislature building, sits opposite the High Court.

The Vidhana Soudha.

Gowda and his faithful iron steed.  Gowda knew exactly how long and wide his car was, and he used this knowledge to a margin of error that would make most Americans wet their pants.  On Wednesday, he took me out to do a little sightseeing, during which i saw many of the things above and also purchased my wife's sari.

bangalore: the city

Early morning traffic.  Note the quantity of auto rickshaws, the license plates of which all seemed to begin, ominously, with KA⋅05 (in some goofy handpainted font so it would look like KAOS).

Long pods on a tree next to the hotel.

Short pods on a tree on the opposite side of the hotel from the previous tree.

These trees were all over Bangalore.  Unfortunately, i couldn't get a better picture.

The Karnataka High Court building.  Bangalore is the capital of the state of Karnataka (kar-NA-ta-ka).

The High Court, again, plus tourists.

This tree on the side of the High Court building was huge.  Unfortunately, foliage blocked the trunk.

The Vidhana Soudha, the Karnataka state legislature building, sits opposite the High Court.

The Vidhana Soudha.

Gowda and his faithful iron steed.  Gowda knew exactly how long and wide his car was, and he used this knowledge to a margin of error that would make most Americans wet their pants.  On Wednesday, he took me out to do a little sightseeing, during which i saw many of the things above and also purchased my wife's sari.

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more from the diseased mind of reddragdiva

And i know sanspoof will love it: Kevin J. Anderson at Uncyclopedia.