soccer report two-fer

On the Thursday before last, we handily defeated Netversant Blast 9-1; although it was tight in the first half, they wore down late and we took advantage.

Last Friday, we beat Crystal Pirates 10-7 in a tense, tight, but fun game.  They scored and we tied until one point where we scored 4 straight goals in the second half to go up 8-5 (and this one guy of theirs kept camping directly in front of me, so i shoved him out of the way and he whined about it, "don't push me!" "get out of the way!" "fuck off." "fuck you." sorry, charlie, the box is MINE).  Then CP started pushing and my defense lost its concentration, with 8-6 being scored by one guy surrounded but not actually threatened by 3 defenders, and 8-7 scored on a 3-on-me rush.  Fortunately, at that point their goalie decided he wanted to tie the game all by himself, which led to our guys stripping the ball from him twice to score the final goals.  I got a lot of compliments from my guys and our opponents as well... i'm definitely getting a feel for the team's defense.  I just wish they wouldn't leave me alone.

soccer report two-fer

On the Thursday before last, we handily defeated Netversant Blast 9-1; although it was tight in the first half, they wore down late and we took advantage.

Last Friday, we beat Crystal Pirates 10-7 in a tense, tight, but fun game.  They scored and we tied until one point where we scored 4 straight goals in the second half to go up 8-5 (and this one guy of theirs kept camping directly in front of me, so i shoved him out of the way and he whined about it, "don't push me!" "get out of the way!" "fuck off." "fuck you." sorry, charlie, the box is MINE).  Then CP started pushing and my defense lost its concentration, with 8-6 being scored by one guy surrounded but not actually threatened by 3 defenders, and 8-7 scored on a 3-on-me rush.  Fortunately, at that point their goalie decided he wanted to tie the game all by himself, which led to our guys stripping the ball from him twice to score the final goals.  I got a lot of compliments from my guys and our opponents as well... i'm definitely getting a feel for the team's defense.  I just wish they wouldn't leave me alone.

steven spielberg, scientologist tool

Tom Cruise drops his guard and allows a famous German magazine to interview him.  Maybe he felt safe because he had Spielberg with him.  The best part is where Spielberg tries to compare his foundation's Holocaust awareness work to Cruise's Scientology evangelism, but there are many choice quotes:

Spielberg: We wanted to make a film in which people join forces, across all borders and despite all their differences, in order to fight against an enemy who is not of a human nature.

God knows that having people join forces despite all their differences for a purpose OTHER than fighting is incomprehensible to the movie-going public.

SPIEGEL: We visited one of your locations near Los Angeles and were amazed to find a fully staffed tent of the Scientology organization right next to the food tents for the journalists and extras.

Cruise: What were you amazed about?

Why, that America doesn't recognize the danger inherent in your revolting cult, instead choosing to protect it as a religion.  Jim Jones peaked early; if he'd held on for another 10 years, he'd be set!

SPIEGEL: Do you see it as your job to recruit new followers for Scientology?

Cruise: I'm a helper. For instance, I myself have helped hundreds of people get off drugs. In Scientology, we have the only successful drug rehabilitation program in the world. It's called Narconon.

SPIEGEL: That's not correct. Yours is never mentioned among the recognized detox programs. Independent experts warn against it because it is rooted in pseudo science.

Cruise: You don't understand what I am saying. It's a statistically proven fact that there is only one successful drug rehabilitation program in the world. Period.

The reason Spiegel failed to understand what Cruise was saying is probably due to obstructive body thetans.  But Scientology can help them with that!

SPIEGEL: There is a difference between hate and having a critical perspective.

Cruise: For me, it's connected with intolerance.

OMG Operation Clambake is just anti-Scientologist bigotry!!!!

steven spielberg, scientologist tool

Tom Cruise drops his guard and allows a famous German magazine to interview him.  Maybe he felt safe because he had Spielberg with him.  The best part is where Spielberg tries to compare his foundation's Holocaust awareness work to Cruise's Scientology evangelism, but there are many choice quotes:

Spielberg: We wanted to make a film in which people join forces, across all borders and despite all their differences, in order to fight against an enemy who is not of a human nature.

God knows that having people join forces despite all their differences for a purpose OTHER than fighting is incomprehensible to the movie-going public.

SPIEGEL: We visited one of your locations near Los Angeles and were amazed to find a fully staffed tent of the Scientology organization right next to the food tents for the journalists and extras.

Cruise: What were you amazed about?

Why, that America doesn't recognize the danger inherent in your revolting cult, instead choosing to protect it as a religion.  Jim Jones peaked early; if he'd held on for another 10 years, he'd be set!

SPIEGEL: Do you see it as your job to recruit new followers for Scientology?

Cruise: I'm a helper. For instance, I myself have helped hundreds of people get off drugs. In Scientology, we have the only successful drug rehabilitation program in the world. It's called Narconon.

SPIEGEL: That's not correct. Yours is never mentioned among the recognized detox programs. Independent experts warn against it because it is rooted in pseudo science.

Cruise: You don't understand what I am saying. It's a statistically proven fact that there is only one successful drug rehabilitation program in the world. Period.

The reason Spiegel failed to understand what Cruise was saying is probably due to obstructive body thetans.  But Scientology can help them with that!

SPIEGEL: There is a difference between hate and having a critical perspective.

Cruise: For me, it's connected with intolerance.

OMG Operation Clambake is just anti-Scientologist bigotry!!!!