you can call me 'duke'

Just finished reading Night Watch the other day (great, great book), and i must say, i'm flattered.

( via omarius )

you can call me 'duke'

Just finished reading Night Watch the other day (great, great book), and i must say, i'm flattered.

( via omarius )

kids, today we're going to learn how to pee into a cup

A private high school in East Buttfuck, Illinois, will require all its students to undergo drug testing next fall. At least that can't happen in public schools; still, i don't see how these clowns are going to get away with testing kids without parental approval. Are they going to expel kids who won't test? That'll be a great way of getting parents to keep their kids enrolled in your school.

kids, today we're going to learn how to pee into a cup

A private high school in East Buttfuck, Illinois, will require all its students to undergo drug testing next fall. At least that can't happen in public schools; still, i don't see how these clowns are going to get away with testing kids without parental approval. Are they going to expel kids who won't test? That'll be a great way of getting parents to keep their kids enrolled in your school.

unknown unknowns

Thanks to the talented Penny Hill: Rummy wins the coveted Foot in Mouth award for his soon-to-be-classic 'unknown unknowns' speech.

I still find it hard to believe there's an electrical appliance maker named SMEG.

unknown unknowns

Thanks to the talented Penny Hill: Rummy wins the coveted Foot in Mouth award for his soon-to-be-classic 'unknown unknowns' speech.

I still find it hard to believe there's an electrical appliance maker named SMEG.